This is a post about how evil my mom is.xP
1.my mom likes to buy clothes,shoes etc.
so she was kinda using me to get herself more of these stuff.
me and my mum are almost the same height.so my mum likes to pull me with her in some clothes shop and tell my dad:'neh,now me and yiqing can share clothes mah,so buy more lorh..'and then she go choose clothes.so i followed at her back.and then she chooses loads of clothes and then pull me in the fitting room and then ask me to try them after she tried them.and if she found smgt she likes she gives it to dad to pay.
and like today,me and my sister are reading at mph.then she and dad come over and bring us for lunch.then she took out a pair of sandals and ask me to try them on.AND she says'we share larh!'....and after dad went ordering my mum whispers to me'Actually i bought it for myself lahh...heheheh.' me-'As if YOU will buy me Vior.' mum-'heheheh.aiyarr don't like this larh,you can wear too marh!' me'.......'
okay,her shoes are two sizes bigger than me,i wear s sized shirts she wears m,and her shorts are quite loose.
but anyway i sometimes grab clothes from her closet to mine,heehee.if it's not too loose,of course.like this pair of trousers i grabbed,which i have to pull it up a bit cause it's a little loose.But she stole one of my trousers too,a comfortable one which she likes very much.i don't mind her taking them cause stuff i stole from her are more valuable.xD
buy anyway,i think i'm more of a benefactor.cause i always steal those clothes that are newly bought,branded,and plus my mum NEVER buys auntie clothes.(though she IS one.xDdon't let her sees this!)she likes clothes more of MY age.so i guess i don't mind following her back!xP
2-Housework maid(which is me)
so my maid's contract's full,but my mum don't wanna hire a new one cause she says we should be independent and hardworking and knows how to do housework.i mean,it's kinda useless cause i don't think it'll be necessary when i grow up.so my holiday is like doing housework.and these are basically my duties(dry clothes,mop upstairs floor,wash dishes,wipe dishes,wipe table after dining,prepare ingredients for cooking,cook breakfast if not eating out,sometimes cook if it's easy.it's already half of the housework a house needs.and plus,my sister helps out sometimes too.
and now my dad forces me and my sister to go jogging EVERY morning.and one of my hates is sporting.cause u get all sweaty and sticky and there's mosquitos and the sun's hot and my skin gets darker which it's already very dark and when i run faster my ribs hurt like somebody's breakng them apart and my knees ache and my head get dizzy.and plus,the park's GIGANTIC.so you can see i'm not the kind of sporty person.unless it's swimmine.or,should i say,PLAYING WATER.cause in the water it's cool and u won't sweat and i like swimming.but the hygiene of the toilets is a problem to me.
now back to story.eh now my dad brings us for jogs every morning,and our time in the morning are usually used to help my mum do housework,since we have to jog,and now we don;t have the morning time to help my mum do housework.and we are rushing to midvalley after that,so my mum have to rush. me and my sister went to bath and when we came down and an angry mum scolded us for our long bath.the speech is something like this:
why you bath so long?u dunno got housework do one meh?harh?I very tired one!this morning u all so free i not free larh!u guys got holiday i don'y have one larh?!
okay,lets see.
1 Seriously i thought she has done the basic houseworks.how would i know when i'm going to faint in the park?
2 I'm tired too.i helped out half of the housework!HALF!!-.-
3 I am so NOT free this morning,with dad chasing us asking us to jog faster and panting.my mom has a memory worse than me.:(
So that's the evil-ness i've found off my mum this holiday.
but i found out one sweet little part too!
my mum stands for us when my dad is angry with us,or me.
so this day my dad brought us for supper at a steak restaurant which his friend open.he ask me to get him a t-shirt.
so i grabbed a shirt at random and accidentlly got one of his old old old shirt.when i pass it to him he say-why you gimme this shirt de..this one like pyjamas lorhh!blah blahblah.."
i rushed up and get him a white adidas and heard my mom talking to my dad
mum-aiyarr,she dunno marh...
dad-she dunno i got what kind of clothes de merh?
mum-then u noe what clothes yiqing have or not?
dad-.........
EPIC WIN!!!:D
okay this annoying girl beside is seriously nudging me to let her use the com.so that's all by now!
and,the annoying girl beside me is SHI HUI.
oh read THIS,PJJ,that's for what you talked to me yesterday.
go start jealousing!:P