LMAO.x)

yesterday an auntie came over.her son wanted to look at my cat but my cat was outside playing with another cat.i called it but it does not respong.auntie says-ur miao miao go kao zai liao duwan come back.
me:'......'
LMAO.
Today after we went jogging,i complaint no mum that i'm getting darker so can i not go jogging?
mum says:'u wake up earlier larh!'
me:'got lots of mosquito!'
sister:'mummy good idea!tomorrow we wake up at six to jog larh!'
me:'......'
LMAO.
at breakfast too.
sister:Daddie we can learn swimming arh?
Dad-yes.
Me:then we dunnid go jogging lorh?
Dad:who says?u still HAVE to go jogging.
Me:.......
LMAO.
After breakfast,I help my mum to mop the floor.then my mum asked me to go to the kitchen.I went.then my sister took the mop and played with it.
mum leaves the kitchen and saw my sister with the mop and a clean floor.
mum:wah mei!u so good girl help me mop arh?wah,so clean one?not bad!
sister:of course larh!
me:......
LMAO.
Mum asked me to fry tofu.my sister wanted to fry it.
me-u dunno how to de larh!
(frys tofu and oil jumps out on me.
me:'arhhhhhharhharhharhhharghhhargh!'
me:'mei u still wanna fry arh?'
sister:'yea.'
me:'.......'
LMAO.
yea,now u can see how my holidays are like.:(